the taste of greatness

Ok so it was a night before xmas and all through the faction, not a creature was stirring. Except for a fox.
Then SirRayner showed up and we talked for a bit.

That aside, this guy Smurff joins the elite ranks of our ilustrious organization. The following events are true, no names have been changed to protect anyone.
If ya can't figgure out how to read the blurb, just let the roman numerals be your guide.


As I mentioned at the end there, this conversation had to be shared. If any of you encounter this Smurff fellow again, take a bite outta crime for me! At least give him a good lick.

Really, we need more people tho.

Lolol, stop scaring people. x3

Haha. That welcome by you seems exactly like what you would say. Too bad you scared him away though, as you can never have too many minions.

I forgot to mention, this took place over the course of 15 min or so, steam's chat spoils me with their fancy timestamps. My rambling accelerated after the guy left but I really did give him time to get a word in.

As some of ya may know, that's basically how I greet all fresh recruits so this guy's just boring. I act more.....conventionally once they say something, but his conduct left me no choice! Since he was basically tricked into joining us (*evil laughter* ) I don't think he would have stayed even without me rolling out the welcome mat.

Ah well, he's got a funny story if he read my warm greeting and I've got a new person to stalk with a bottle of ketchup so everyone wins!

I'll bring the Mustard.